Here is Bongo the Goat, our very own Bongo - undeclared Mascot of Springfield Vermont -
He knows what he wants and when and where as well, not to mention why -
Bongo loves doggies, for target practice that is - even Badger, yes dear Badger who adores Bongo's lovely natural blond tresses and handsome rack, even Badger runs the risk of being head-butted by our Bongo -
But best of all Bongo loves his friends. Yes, everyone knows Bongo, the unofficial mascot of Springfield, Vermont, Official Home of the Simpsons.